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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

New Dog Cross Breeds


Have you heard about the new dog cross-breeds?



They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.



They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.



They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.



They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.



They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. <br>



They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.



They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.



They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.



They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't really matter.



They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.



They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier. The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.



They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu. The new breed is a uhh, I'll get back to you on that..... 


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I believe that things can always be cured with a hug and a cup of tea, fixed with either a needle and thread, duct tape, WD40 or coke, and that prayer works every time. I take in strays whether in animal or childlike form. I have been mother to many for a time and this is my way of keeping up with some of those straying children that I miss. I appreciate shock value and use it often to remind people that the world is round and colorful and we are not all living in square brown cardboard boxes with little holes cut in for windows. Look for the warm fuzzies- God delivers them up fresh every day just to say- I think you are pretty darned special- so special that I have your picture up on my fridge for life and I am sending you a hug to remind you that you matter to me.

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