Uplifted and Perky too!

I must be going through a minor mid life crisis or some such nonsense. Last week I discovered this new type of dish soap. Dawn botanicals- Uplifting. Great, I found myself thinking in the dish soap isle. I can warsh my dishes ( as we like to say in W. PA) and get a mini boob job at the same time- that IS a time saver, with perks.

I can tell you that while my dishes sparkle and shine with no greasy reside- the boobs were feeling no perkier, not even the slightest perk to them, I mean no lift what so ever.

So I did the next best thing and took myself to Wal-Mart and bought myself a new bra- talk about perk now. I could brew a whole pot of coffee off these babies now. And now when I warsh them pots and pans I have to smile cause it is an uplifting experience after all.