I am a woman searching for my inner goddess and using fabrics, words and photography as my road map. I find great comfort and order in my creative efforts and hope that in sharing them you find a peace also. Welcome and Be Blessed!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Uplifted and Perky too!

I must be going through a minor mid life crisis or some such nonsense. Last week I discovered this new type of dish soap. Dawn botanicals- Uplifting. Great, I found myself thinking in the dish soap isle. I can warsh my dishes ( as we like to say in W. PA) and get a mini boob job at the same time- that IS a time saver, with perks.

I can tell you that while my dishes sparkle and shine with no greasy reside- the boobs were feeling no perkier, not even the slightest perk to them, I mean no lift what so ever.

So I did the next best thing and took myself to Wal-Mart and bought myself a new bra- talk about perk now. I could brew a whole pot of coffee off these babies now. And now when I warsh them pots and pans I have to smile cause it is an uplifting experience after all.

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I believe that things can always be cured with a hug and a cup of tea, fixed with either a needle and thread, duct tape, WD40 or coke, and that prayer works every time. I take in strays whether in animal or childlike form. I have been mother to many for a time and this is my way of keeping up with some of those straying children that I miss. I appreciate shock value and use it often to remind people that the world is round and colorful and we are not all living in square brown cardboard boxes with little holes cut in for windows. Look for the warm fuzzies- God delivers them up fresh every day just to say- I think you are pretty darned special- so special that I have your picture up on my fridge for life and I am sending you a hug to remind you that you matter to me.

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